Day 5
Kamiza / Tito’s Cave - Kim and I made use of the apartment we had rented by staying in the room overnight. We weren’t thrilled by the thought of sleeping on the two small twin beds in our room but, the prospect of clean sheets and a breeze through our window was enough for us to give it a go. The gamble paid off for us. While the beds offered the comfort of an army cot, the breeze kept us comfortable all night long.
At 6:00 am the church bell tower rang out, announcing that a new day had arrived. The sound echoed off the hillsides all around the town. As we laid in our beds additional sounds began to make their way through our window. A few cars, a tractor, men speaking to each other in the Croatian tongue. In spite of the increasing noises, we remained in bed, feeling quite comfortable. Laying there I had the sensation of my bed moving with the waves. It may be a few days after get home before that sensation goes away.
At 8:00 am, I finally mustered the discipline to rise from bed. I looked out to see that the skies were dark this morning and that a light mist was falling on the water over the harbor. The site offered yet another beautiful image from the window of our sobe. I stared up at the rocky cliff side in the distance not quite sure if I was seeing holes that looked like dwellings, or were my eyes simply playing tricks on me.
Hopefully, I’ll have an opportunity to ask someone local, or better yet, investigate the site myself. There is a rumor that the Yugoslavian dictator Tito had a cave customized and finely appointed for his personal use on this island…
Over a late breakfast, our captain announced that there would be a change of plans regarding today’s activity. Our plan originally involved all 16 of our crew members boarding the 57′ Grace of Sweden, and sailing to the Blue Cave, to swim and explore the caves along the coast. With dark skies and rain in our forecast we decided to put that plan on hold. Instead, we would look for a break in the weather and explore the island on scooters instead. Around noon, we received a reprieve from the drizzle for which we were hoping.
Kim and I were first to receive our scooters. Given the length of time that it had taken the rental proprietor to process our rental, we thought there would be ample time for us to drive over to the public bathroom and be back before everyone was ready to go. Being much older than many of our 20 something crew mates, we are a little more concerned with regular bathroom breaks…
By the time we wound our way back through the tight maze of narrow streets back to the scooter shop, our crew had already departed. Crap! With our island map in hand we jumped back on our scooters and headed out in hot pursuit of our comrades. With only 28 km/ 15 miles of road on the entire island and a pretty good idea of where they were headed, we felt confident that we could find them. After covering several kilometers and making several stops to check our map, we concluded that our mission may be a bit more difficult than we had estimated. The intended plan was to explore Tito’s cave. Its location had been revealed to us by the scooter shop owner.
The Croatian language is a bit difficult to decipher. When you have asked “what, huh, can you repeat that again” for the fifth time, people have no problem letting you know what a pain in the ass you are… Rather than ask again, we made the decision to wing it. The roads were steep and winding as we climbed our way up from the coastal town of Kamiza. With the throttles wide open on our 50cc thoroughbreds, we sped through the hairpin turns at speeds comparable to leisurely run. My mount was not up to the task of carrying its large American rider up this steep road so, occasionally when it strained under my weight, I would push with my feet. I’m sure I looked like a 3 year old riding one of those Strider bicycles. Once I reached the top of the hill, the strain of the engine eased and my mount was able perform the required task of transporting me to our intended destination. Now if only we could find this damn cave! Nothing on the map resembled the signs or roads we encountered. We determined to find this darn cave but, I was also becoming alarmed by the quickly moving needle on my fuel gauge. Either I REALLY strained the engine on this scooter, or I’m losing fuel. Inside my head I was cursing the owner of the scooter shop for giving me this dog of a scooter, and for her unintelligible directions! My gas gauge was soon on ‘E’ and my fingers were crossed as we descended the hilltop road on our way into Vis. I did manage to decipher from the rental shop owner that in Vis is the only gas station on the island. Here is where I make a point to anyone considering traveling to The Dalmatian coast at the end of the travel season. At the end of September, many shops, retailers and apparently gas stations either close early or entirely during the off- season. Apparently the owner of the only gas station on the island had decided to close the station for the afternoon but, he would be back at 4:00. It was now 1:30… CRAP!
Driving back the 10 kilometers to Kamiza was not an option. Waiting around Vis until 4:00 pm didn’t hold much appeal either. Even if I did wait, there were no guarantees that the station owner would show up. It was time to get resourceful. I determined that I would charm some gas out of someone!
So, with my hair matted down from my helmet, my face scruffy after a month with no shaving, and zero confidence in finding a local that would understand a word I was saying, I set about getting some gas for my sorry little nag of a scooter. My first stop was a competing scooter rental shop located along the pier. The girl behind the counter was young, and given her lack of customers and preoccupation with her phone, I judged her to be bored. I thought my situation might provide her with a nice distraction to her otherwise boring day.
I approached her saying, “hello”. She looked up and did not recoil in horror at my appearance. “Yes”, I was in. Or so I thought… She explained as best she could that she had already put all of her fuel into their scooters. For the sake of this story I am stating that had her fuel been available, she would have given it to me. So, with no fuel to give she signaled her indifference to my situation. Determined not to surrender, I thought quickly and proposed my ‘plan B’ to her; “how do you feel about driving me over to the other side of the island”?
With that, she went next door to the neighboring rental shop and told the owner of that shop about my situation. To my great relief, the owner emerged from the store with a 5 gallon can of gas. 20 Kuna later, I was on the road with a full tank of gas! So, perhaps it could be said that I didn’t charm my way into a tank of gas, or did I… 🙂 With new directions and a renewed dedication to finding the lost cave of Tito, we set out from Vis on our way back to Kamiza. One would think that with only one major road running a loop around the island that there wouldn’t be that many confusing intersections. Well, THERE ARE! We did not give up however, and within 40 minutes of our departure, I found the road to Tito’s Cave. The sign indicating the road was worn and perforated with what looked like bullet holes. The sign read ‘Titovonick Splitvick’. Or something like that…. From those two words however, I interpreted “Tito” and “Spelunking”, which is the word for cave exploring in English. I have no idea if that is an accurate translation but, it worked. There was nothing ceremonious about the cave location. No monument which would indicate “you are here”. Just a road that climbed steeply up a mountain and a turn out off the road at the base of a set of steps that had been made by human laborers, by stacking the areas natural limestone. At the top of these steps was the secret bunker of a once notorious dictator. This was going to be impressive. We abandoned our scooters and made our way up the hand crafted steps. Step after step we climbed. Up to one landing and one turn after another we climbed. As I climbed further and further I questioned out loud, “why would a dictator of a country like Yugoslavia subject himself to climbing up so many damn steps”? Yes, the views were nice. We took several pictures along our route. As with other places we had visited on this trip, the rock walls covered the hillside. I’ve decided at this point of our journey, if I ever move to Croatia, I’m learning the art of ‘rock wall building’. After a long climb of roughly 300 steps, we come upon a stacked rock wall that extends up from the ground to a cliff face which extends out over our heads above. The design is similar to what we have seen in the old Pueblo Indian villages of the southwest. Kind of cool, but not really impressive. We entered the structure, not sure what eccentric details may be revealed. Within the wall was a cave. A dank musty cave… There was no conference table where a notorious dictator would have plotted the victimization of his people. No rich mahogany floors, where high priced call girls would have danced for a dictator’s entertainment. It was just a crappy little unimpressive cave. We didn’t even need flashlights! So disappointing! Hardly the type of appointments I would expect of a man with ‘dictator’ status. We descended the stairs back down to our scooters disappointed that we had chosen this as our mission for the day. Then we stopped for a moment and looked out over the valley below and to the greater sea beyond. Very cool! Suddenly, the search for Tito’s cave wasn’t such a disappointment after all.
As we made our way back the boat, the sky began to rain once again. It wasn’t raining hard enough to make riding difficult but, as our clothes began to soak through, we were starting to get a bit chilly. Now, there are two schools of thought when riding in this condition. There is the arguably smarter approach employed by my wife which involves using caution and driving slower on the winding roads, slick with new rain that descended back down the mountain towards our marina. The downside to this approach is that you are guaranteed to get soaking wet. The other approach to this situation is to drive so fast that the rain virtually dries as it is hitting you. The downside to this approach is that often times the rider ends up soaking wet any way as he lies there on the ground tending his wounds after a gnarly crash on the rain slick, winding roads. I deployed this approach!
Caution be damned! I was getting out of this rain. There was only one problem. My less than trusty nag was equipped with a governor, which limited my speed to 40Kms per hour. I think this piece of safety, technology, may have been the only thing on my scooter that was working properly. As you may have guessed, 40 kms per hour isn’t exactly the evaporative speed I needed to execute my plan. Recognizing my scooter’s intent to let me down once again, I made the decision to kill it. Turning off the engine took the governor out of play. Soon I was reaching evaporative velocity speeds as I raced down the winding roads. A slight tap on the rear brake allowed me to slide into the corners and achieve the trajectory needed for my lean into the turn. It was thrilling. I envisioned myself on these roads with my motor bike, as the newest member of a Croatian biker club. I was cool… Luck would be on my side this day, as I safely reached the town of Kamiza and the rental shop in one piece.
Our last evening in the town of Kamiza was spent at a local restaurant where once again, our captains had made arrangements to have our crews treated to a special meal. The restaurant was inside of an old lobster breeding facility. As it turns out, lobsters don’t breed well in captivity so, after many unsuccessful owners, dating back to the original construction in 1863, some guy finally decided to abandon lobster farming and turned the facility into a restaurant. The restaurant interior is centered round a large walled holding tank that allows water from the sea to come into the tank, keeping the water fresh. They have illuminated the tank with underwater lights, which gives the restaurant a nice glow and ambiance. On the walls are relics from the fleet of fishing ships that must have been prevalent on the island when lobster, tuna, and sardine fishing were the life blood of the village. Old pictures of fishermen and the village are everywhere. It gives one a glimpse of the town over the last 100 years.
We could see our meal of steak and fish was being prepared in a brick oven as we’re seated. The waiter wasted no time in bringing us red and white one, which was much appreciated. As if on repeat, our party once again picked up where we had left off only two nights ago with more laughter and more drinking. Appetizers were served; prawns, octopus salad and prsut (prosciutto). And once again we received and excellent meal when the steak and sea food arrived. Our captains have done an excellent job of finding restaurants that offer not only great food but, a great local experience as well. I will definitely be recommending their sailing company.